CNoNg iDoL Mo?!?Juan: pare cnonog idol mo? Pedro: si ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Juan:
cge nga, spell SCHWARZENEGGER Pedro: hnde, joke lng pare, si JET LI tlga
idol ko!
iDeaL StudEnT
*estudyante nahuling may kodigo* prof: ano 'to!? estudyante:
prayer ko po yan ma'am! prof:at bakit answers ang nakasulat?!
estudyante: naku! sinagot na yung prayers ko! 
True 2 LifE!
may ngongong nagpapa atras ng jeep. sabi nya kanal pero hindi nya masabi ng
tama. pagkakaintindi ng driver kanan kaya kumanan ung jeep. at nahulog ito sa
kanal
WHat thE?!?
Bakit di pwedeng mag-face powder ang mga negro?? Sagot: Kasi.. magmumukha
silang. CHOCO KRINKLES. :P haha!
Buti Nga!
A gang decided to rob a bank, so they broke in, but found no money, only chups
of youghurt. So they eat it all. Next day in the newspaper
Washington Post! Headline News Last night, the worlds
biggest sperm bank, got robbed!
a QueStiON..
last night, i looked at the moon, den it asked me, "kung siya lang ang
nagpapaiyak sayo, bakit hindi mo siya iwanan?" alam mo ginawa ko? aba!
tumakbo ako! kaw ba naman kausapin ng buwan! =)
Mga BaBae tLga!JUDGE: You want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a DEADLY
weapon?? WIFE: No, your honor, I'm divorcing him for annoying me every night
with a DEAD weapon!!!!!
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